Have you been tossing and turning at your desk, trying to catch a little shut eye without the boss noticing? Or have you been trying to figure out how to look alert and attentive in your statistics class, while recovering from the previous night of raucous and wild partying and Yo Gabba Gabba! marathon watching?
Well, friends, look no more!! Introducing the Snazzy Napper, or The Snuggie For Your Face!
The Snazzy Napper allows you to nap comfortably in the privacy of your own home, car, or local aisle of your Walmart store, without all that pesky light/respect for social norms, waking you up.
The Snazzy Napper has a small metal nose clip, which adjusts easily to the shape of your nose, and a slit for easy breathing, so you won't suffocate under the weight of your loss of dignity and pride. (The slit is one size fits all, so better luck next time, Sarah Jessica Parker.)
It also comes with a large pocket for glasses, small electronics, or your testicles.
The Snazzy Napper allows you to be inconspicuous while you sleep. No more worries about being caught your mouth wide open or drooling down the front of your shirt. You will no longer have to worry about looking foolish while napping!!
For instance, you can nap safely without judgement:
- At the local arcade
-At the swimming pool
-At the bus stop
-On the playground
- While your husband drives Go Karts
-After a friendly visit with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
You never know when nature will call, and now, you don't have to. Anytime is nap time with the Snazzy Napper.
In fact, I had no idea that Adam was snoozing away when I was kindly and lovingly explaining to him that a monkey, or Jessica Simpson, could do a better job at keeping the junk basket organized. I never would have guessed that he wasn't listening to me at all, and was, in fact, soaking in some sleep! Oh, Snazzy Napper, ewe little stinker!!
Now, I know what you are all thinking: "Why don't you just use a sleep mask, or, you know, close your eyes?"
My question to you is, could you have this much fun in a boring, old sleep mask? I think not.